Metal as F**k : Metalhead : ‘Priest III’
Are you sitting comfortably? This pipe is not for you.
Like long walks in cold parks on misty mornings? This pipe is not for you.
Spend all night drinking Bourbon, to drown out your inner rage? This pipe IS for you.
To all you out there wearing your slippers while reading the morning paper, get the f**k off this page: This pipe is not for you.
The question is – are you metal enough to smoke this pipe?